So...we are dog sitting a dog (another one...I know) and the owner claims it hates men. Turns out its just for show. He just "pretends" to growl and bark and hate men when his owner is around. But when she's gone....
See? Savages. Well. Not the black one. The black one is a princess angel. But the other ones are savages. Stinky savages. And when they left, my house smelled like savages. Savages smell like big wet dogs that haven't bathed in months.
I vacuumed. I mopped. I even cleaned the couches. It still smelled like savage.
So I made carpet powder.
Homemade carpet powder: some baking soda, a few drops of smelly oil (optional). I used around 10 drops for half a container and I think I could've easily put only 5 drops....but I was dealing with savage smell here. Then mix it all together in a clean, empty, Parmesan cheese container.
I shook my powder liberally over my carpet in the morning and after lunch I vacuumed. Savage smell gone.
Baking soda absorbs odors in the carpet the same way it does in the fridge. In a hurry keep it on for at least 30 mins before vacuuming.
How can this face be smelly?
...it can't...that's how. But just in case she's quarantined outside until she gets a bath.